Cindy Margolis, oh geez

Cindy Margolis leaving the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood (7/11)

Jesus, what the hell happened to Cindy Margolis? This is depressing. This chick played a huge role in my masturbatory formative years as a teen — I had a poster of her over my bed and everything — and now she looks like that. She’s gone from something out of a fantasy to someone I’m pretty sure I could actually fuck now. Betamax tapes have held up better over the years than her.


July 13, 2012 - 5:00 pm