Bruce Willis at his daughter Tallulah's graduation in L.A. (6/7)

No shock here, but Bruce Willis still pretty much wants to punch Ashton Kutcher in the face. And, surprisingly, it has nothing to do with those stupid trucker hats he used to wear. Bruce's ex, Demi Moore, is on the verge of another breakdown, and it's all Ashton's fault. A source told The Globe:
"[Demi] appears to have withdrawn from [her family] and they're concerned she's hiding something. They couldn't take it if she's bombing herself out on prescription drugs or drinking again."
Enter Ashton:
"When [Bruce and Demi's daughter] Tallulah said she'd like to have Ashton at her  graduation, that caused a huge row - with the three sisters wanting to know why couldn't they all get along?" says a friend.

Finally, Bruce said "if Ashton was going, he wasn't," the friend explains. "Bruce blames him for Demi's meltdown. The girls had no choice but to back down, but it really upset Demi they could be so insensitive."
I think I'll have to reevaluate my opinion on Ashton. Is he a popcorn fart that got lucky? Damn straight he is, but the evidence available proves that he's still a class ahead of the Kevin Federlines of the world. Demi and the Willis girls all have something missing inside them -- I'll assume it's either Ashton's eternal love or his man meat. I'm not too sure until my people gather up some more intel. Stay tuned, this should be a fun summer.

*16 Bruce Willis pictures total in the gallery:

  • Bruce Willis Ashton Kutcher 1
  • Bruce Willis Ashton Kutcher 2
  • Bruce Willis Ashton Kutcher 3
  • Bruce Willis Ashton Kutcher 4
  • Bruce Willis Ashton Kutcher 5
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  • DemiFan

    Demi is slowly dying without Ashton's man meat. That meat was what kept her young and vital. Without it she is nothing. She needs to find a substitute for The Meat before it is too late.

  • Sally

    Maybe a good vibrating dildo??

  • Jay

    Bruce is really going to be upset when he learns Ashton has been screwing both girls for years.

  • Og

    Girls are made to be screwed, just like their mother.

  • Og

    Demi is selfish for wanting to keep Ashton's male meat all within the family. She needs to learn to share that glorious male member.

  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    die hard Kelso, die hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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