"Her vagina was this big!"

Old Arnold Schwarzenegger is back! You know, the one that runs on unleaded pussy. From the New York Post:
Arnold Schwarzenegger appears to be back to his famous womanizing ways. The 64-year-old Governator was seen flirting with an attractive 20-something brunette at Bagatelle in West Hollywood on Friday night. A witness tells Page Six, "They were with a group of about six celebrating a birthday, but Arnold was focused on this younger girl who looked like a model. He had his hand on her knee, then his hand kept on going up . . . " The spy said he was also seen "nuzzling" the girl. The group including Schwarzenegger and the girl later all left at the same time.
I want to shit on Arnold, but I can't. For as bad a shape as he left the great state of Cahleeforneea, he still has credit in my book. Why, you ask? Well, the answer is simple: Predator should have won an Oscar, that's how good of a movie it was and still is. It was shameful that the Academy snubbed it for The Last Emperor, a real floater of a turd, IMO. The scene where Sgt. Mac cuts the jungle down with Blain's mini gun in a fit of anger and rage over his friend's murder is the reason we make movies, kids. "...so you cooked up a story and dropped the six of us in a meatgrinder? What happened to you, Dillon? You used to be someone I could trust." -- Bravo, Arnold. Bravo.

*11 Arnold Scharzenegger pictures total in the gallery:

  • Arnold Young Chick 1
  • Arnold Young Chick 2
  • Arnold Young Chick 3
  • Arnold Young Chick 4
  • Arnold Young Chick 5
  • Arnold Young Chick 6
  • Arnold Young Chick 7
  • Arnold Young Chick 8
  • Arnold Young Chick 9
  • Arnold Young Chick 10

Would You Rather?

Would You Rather...? Spend one night with: