Ryan Reynolds is so whipped

Ryan Reynolds out and about in New York (4/14)

Home decorating and thrilling trips to Restoration Hardware. Such is the new life of Ryan Reynolds. Blake Lively better give the best BJs ever or this is just pathetic. From the New York Daily News:

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds could be a few home improvements away from saying, "I do." A source in Bedford, N.Y., where Lively purchased a $2.3M property last month, tells us the lovebirds have been working hard to turn her country house into a cozy home. Lively and Reynolds have frequently been spotted combing the aisles at Bedford Hardware together. According to the source, they've also been shopping to decorate their love nest's interior.

The insider notes that Lively loves the upscale interior design company Restoration Hardware and has been spotted at funky-but-chic Anthropologie in Westport, Conn., with Reynolds in tow. "It's kind of cute how he goes on all these shopping trips with her," the Bedford bystander says of Lively's abs-fabulous beau.

Geez Ryan, did you get a chance to buy your tampons, too? Good God man, I had no idea that you're such a sub. I totally understand letting your mother overprotect you since she bought your first Ab Roller, but why are you being such a squishy little twink to Blake Lively? Remember your first marriage? You got dumped for Michael Moore's commie hero, Sean Penn. Why? Because women don't respect weak men, Ryan.

"Women have cobwebs between the ears, and sometimes you have to shake them out with a gentle-yet-stiff pop in the mouth every once in a while."

Do you know who gave me that solid bit of advice, Ryan? Sir Sean Motherfucking Connery. A real man's man if ever there was one. Do you ever see him carrying his old lady's handbag? Damn straight you don't.

*10 Ryan Reynolds pictures total in the gallery:

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Thetradesman

Anyone ever think that Ryan is training for a real man's job. He is training to be a carpenter, that or an interior decerator

Amansman

What a wimp and PW'd guy. I wonder if he also licks the soles of her shoes? Ryan needs to grow a pair. He even looks like a tweeb. Girlyman

Trinidad Waterman

Home decorating and thrilling trips to Restoration Hardware. Such is the new life of Ryan Reynolds. Blake Lively better give the best BJs ever or this is just pathetic. From the New York Daily News:

Josh

I don't think he is a girlyman, just a metrosexual man. In fact, Ryan sort of defines metrosexual.

LIZ THE SHIZ

GIRLYMAN

Ta

JEALOUSMEME

Emmeline

Girlyman? The guy is the sexiest, foxiest man on the planet. Try and give your girlfriend a 'gentle-yet-stiff' pop in the mouth' and see what happens to your real-man balls...

LIZ THE SHIZ

CAN MY WIFE WATCH?

Emmeline

Why not? She might want to use her knees as well to teach you a lesson. But then you might become a girlyman in a matter of seconds.

LIZ THE SHIZ

com on Emmeline are you going to swallow if not then just spit it out

Emmeline

I am not sure I understand what you mean. I hope not.

Experience

It's better to swallow, you will like the taste and want more.

Emmeline

You are not describing a real man, mate. You are describing an asshole.

Ben

Blake is a loser and not worth it. Ryan, please wake up and follow Leo's example and dump her.

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BenisaLoser

Ben is a loser. Please wake up and get a life.

boxer

For real doe. What kind of guy cares about celebrity couples? Ben is a tool.