Paris Hilton shopping in Beverly Hills earlier this year

Even though it seems like Paris Hilton has been on vacation nonstop for the past few years (like here, here, here, here, here, here, and here), you are dead wrong, my friends. Dead wrong. She had to go abroad to research music for her new album. Why yes, of course. From MTV:
Paris Hilton has added Snoop Dogg and Flo Rida to her forthcoming album, which the socialite and heiress emphasized is full of modern electropop. Hilton released her first album, Paris, back in 2006, the same year she was nominated at the MTV Movie Awards for Best Frightened Performance in "House of Wax."

"I've been in the studio the past year finishing up my new album," Hilton told MTV News on the red carpet at the 2012 MTV Movie Awards. "My new single is going to be out in the next few weeks. I've just been traveling the world going to music festivals, researching all the music ... It's completely different from my last album. It's electropop music, so it's very dance [oriented], [very] fun."
Alright already, Paris, we got it. You really really really want to be loved. It's just not gonna happen -- ever. The reason why the world isn't into you is not because of your legendary lack of talent, it's because you flaunt it as if it's cool to be a hacky, self-promoting, no-talent ass clown. Everything you do sucks and everything you touch fails, yet you keep going like the Energizer Bunny (if it had herpes, a wonky eye, and no gag reflex). Even the sex tape you owe your "career" to was bad -- at least Kim Kardashian had the professional courtesy to make it a real live show (I admit that Kim's love of black pipe might have contributed to the effort). Paris, why don't you and your lame, auto-tuned CD just go away? You had your shot at stardom and blew it spectacularly. Now let the next class of trust fund spazoids have a turn humiliating themselves and their families for a few generations.

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