Miley's britches ain't hardly big enough for her turd cutter

Miley Cyrus shopping at American Apparel in L.A. (6/20)

Things that don't surprise me: Miley Cyrus owns a pair of cut off jean shorts (aka "jorts"). After all, it's a Cyrus family tradition that once a woman hits the "breedin' age" of 9 (10 if she's a late bloomer), she's given her first pair of jorts.

*20 Miley Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:

[Bauer Griffin]

Master Yoda

Would she let us borrow those shorts to make soup?

The Brat

Whats that chain shes wearing? Loox a little like a pseudo bondage kinda thing

Herman Bumfudle

well hello there. you said we talk soon, and hello there beautiful!

Acemeister79

I see in pic 6 she is back to her filly days. Horseface!

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Possum

Ya'll can tell by looking at her haunches that she is ripe for breeden.

Litsa

I bet it smells like a bed or roses.

Kakabel

i see she got these from the britney spears collection

LIZ THE SHIZ

down hheah thits called a TENNASSEE TUXEDO or a family reunion get to no yah outfit and it showe duz attract yous cuzins,brothas and pappees!!!!!!!!!YEAHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!