Michael Bay and a "female friend" leaving the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood (6/23)

Things we learned about Michael Bay over the weekend: He loves huge tits. Like, comicly huge. If your tits don't look like they came straight from the doodle pad of a 15-year-old boy, don't even bother with him.

*10 Michael Bay pictures total in the gallery:

  • Michael Bay One Night Stand 1
  • Michael Bay One Night Stand 2
  • Michael Bay One Night Stand 3
  • Michael Bay One Night Stand 4
  • Michael Bay One Night Stand 5
  • Michael Bay One Night Stand 6
  • Michael Bay One Night Stand 7
  • Michael Bay One Night Stand 8
  • Michael Bay One Night Stand 9
  • Michael Bay One Night Stand 10
[Pacific Coast News]
  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    obviously auditioning for female lead in Transformers 4 or Trangenders 1 she's prehaps a BOOBCEPTICON

  • TnatsnI

    Don't dis milk factories

  • Strang The Terrible

    Hammer hammer hammer...

  • Curious

    Very pretty, nicely dressed, minimal tasteful makeup. Are you sure that he isn't stalking her?

  • x1134x

    Minimal makeup my left foot! She's CAKED in makeup. Shes probably pretty ugly under there, she seems like a "butterface" that's really trying to compensate with the facepaint.


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