Madonna performing in Milan, Italy (6/15)

A 200-person entourage including 30 bodyguards, personal chefs, a yoga instructor, an acupuncturist, and an on-site dry cleaner. It's good to see that Madonna isn't going overboard on her MDNA tour. From In Touch Weekly:
That's not all! An insider tells In Touch that when Madonna's performing, she expects her dressing room to come equipped with 20 international phone lines, be draped in a special fabric and filled with lilies and white and light-pink roses that have stems trimmed to precisely six inches.

After the show, the 53-year-old will retire to her hotel, which absolutely must feel like her home away from home.

"She requires all furniture be removed from the rooms and replaced with her own pieces that she has shipped in," reveals another insider to In Touch.
Oh brother, Madge isn't fooling me this time. This is just a press release meant to conjure up images of Madonna of olden days, when she was still relevant. Kids, there was a time when Madonna was a really heavy hitter in the music industry. It was an era of champagne bottle gagging and pointy bras -- I believe it was known as "The Inquisition." See, way back then Madonna was branded a witch -- probably because of her cheap shots at the church and what she did with broomsticks -- but today we're enlightened. In modern times Madonna is simply branded a cunt.

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