Lindsay Lohan arriving to the set of Liz & Dick in L.A. (6/11)

In a not-so-shocking turn of events that pretty much everyone saw coming, while at the hospital after the accident she got into on Friday, Lindsay Lohan lied like a motherfucker to Santa Monica Police -- or as Lindsay calls them "Frank, Bob" -- and said she wasn't driving. Which you're not supposed to do to police, I guess. No biggie. It's not like she's still on probation or anything. I kid, I kid -- of course she is, until 2014. From TMZ:
Our sources say, when Lindsay was in the hospital getting checked out after the accident, cops from the Santa Monica Police Dept. paid a visit. Lindsay told police she was a passenger in the Porsche and her assistant was driving. But the lie didn't stick because later Lindsay's assistant told police Lindsay was behind the wheel.

We're told police are writing up a report that will include Lindsay's lie. It's a crime to provide false info to a police officer. In addition, lying to police could trigger a probation violation in her shoplifting case, which means she faces the possibility of jail on 2 fronts.
Witnesses also say they saw Lindsay climb out of the passenger side of the car after the accident, so, like a true sociopath, she pretty much knew she was going to lie about the whole thing within 10 seconds of her life flashing before her eyes. Because of the accident, producers had to scrap a bunch of daytime scenes they were planning on filming on Friday ("We are just trying to minimize the loss") -- a loss that's surely going to affect the insurance coverage of the production. At this point, it's probably cheaper to insure a Humvee in Afghanistan than this fucking film. There would have been less chaos if a wild tiger had been cast as Elizabeth Taylor instead of Lindsay.

*10 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lindsay Lohan Police Liar 1
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  • Kate

    Seriously, this CHILD had a FOUL COMMENT applied to her MIDDLE FINGER during her appearance in court! Does anyone truly believe this GIRL has any respect for anyone when she has no respect for herself...FLASHING HER PRIVATE PARTS...GROSS DISGUSTING BEHAVIOR! I will never see anything that includes her when there are REAL TALENTED WOMEN WHO DESERVE THE JOB MORE THAN HER!

  • Nate Blank

    Dude she's no longer on Probation. Also she was just in a car accident she could always claim that it wasn't a lie just confusion as the results of being in a freaken accident involving a freaken dump truck.

  • Vloggerazzi

    Meh...Lindsay Lohan is like the Hollywood Al Capone. The IRS will get her one day but the justice system won't.

    Give the Santa Monica PD that middle finger with the "Fuck you" tattoo on it LL!!

  • Which you're not supposed to do to police, I guess. No biggie. It's not like she's still on probation or anything. I kid, I kid -- of course she is, until 2014. From TMZ:

  • Pinkpony

    The only time she is telling the truth is when her lips are not moving.....

  • Vloggerazzi

    Naw the only time she tells the truth is when her tits are out. Then no one pays attention to what's being said from her mouth.


    alot of people are having seizures while driving your honor ,maby the government has put somthing in the air you know chemtrails,yeh thats it chemtrails

  • Ramrod

    Everyone lies to the police about traffic accidents, especially where there is insurance money involed. If it's a crime, its a hard one to prove. So what else is new.

  • oh gawd! the angel of the L shaped dent in lindsay's car suggests that someone cut in front of her. the damage via velocity suggests that he applied his breaks after he swerved. if the bulb in the tail lights on his vehicle are burned, the guy swerved in front of lindsay on purpose, before applying his breaks, to cause an accident. that would be attempted manslaughter.

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