Lindsay Lohan on the set of Liz & Dick in L.A. (6/12)

The investigation into Lindsay Lohan's car accident earlier this month is nearly complete, and I know this may come as a shock, but Lindsay speeding down PCH in her Porsche and slamming into the back of a big rig may have actually been her fault alone and not the work of some mysterious outside force. A source "close to the investigation" told Radar:
"The investigation is almost complete, and Lindsay was speeding in the moments before the accident. She was probably going ten miles over the posted speed limit, which would have been around fifty miles per hour. There were no skid marks, which indicate that Lindsay was indeed speeding and didn't have time to even hit the brakes before she crashed into the truck.

"Lindsay is truly lucky to be alive, and that no one else got seriously injured. Lindsay could be cited by the Santa Monica Police Department for causing the accident, but it doesn't seem very likely. The police report and investigation findings will be turned over to Lindsay and the trucker, James Johnson's respective insurance companies. Lindsay's Porsche was totaled in the accident and was a complete loss."
To recap, with vengeance in her eyes and a reckless disregard for the law in her heart, Lindsay Lohan caused an accident (which she lied about to police) that could have resulted in the deaths of herself, her assistant, the truck driver, an innocent group of orphans (if they had been standing on the side of the road during the accident), and an 87-year-old Holocaust survivor (again, if she had been standing on the side of the road during the accident), and absolutely nothing is going to happen to her. Yeah, I can buy that. At this point, Lindsay could walk up to a random stranger on the street and shoot him in the head, and at best she'd get charged with littering for leaving the body behind.

*20 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lindsay Lohan Car Accident Report 1
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