"Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!"

Kim Kardashian got Kanye West pretty much the coolest thing ever for his birthday  Her love, respect, and admiration? No you idiot, I mean something someone would actually want: a Lamborghini Aventador LP 700-4. MSRP: $376,000. From TMZ:
Sources close to the couple tell TMZ ... Kim purchased the Lamborghini Aventador LP 700-4 in L.A. for her new BF, who's celebrating his 35th birthday [Friday, June 8]. But Kanye can't play with it yet because he's in Ireland on the Watch the Throne tour. So we're told Kim wanted to give him a taste of his gift -- so she took a video of the car to show him ... and we're told she's screening the video in person tonight on the Emerald Isle.
In all of my years as a journalist and a professional test driver, I'm about to write something that should never be whispered, let alone said in public. Honestly, the Roman Catholic Church might even excommunicate me, but I need to put it out there: Kids, owning a Lamborghini just got lame. No, your elfin eyes are not deceiving you -- the brand Automobili Lamborghini S.p.A. will no longer fit the needs of international playboys like yours truly. Why? Because it's been sullied forever by the world's most mainstream porn star. The heirs of Mr. Ferruccio Lamborghini should seek an injunction to stop this sacrilege before the stain becomes permanent, unless they want to be known as the "Kardashian" of European supercars. No, I don't mean the cars don't mind you pissing on their trunks, I mean they'll be known as the car company that would do anything for media attention (like Chevy).

*5 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Lambo Gift 1
  • Kim Kardashian Lambo Gift 2
  • Kim Kardashian Lambo Gift 3
  • Kim Kardashian Lambo Gift 4
  • Kim Kardashian Lambo Gift 5

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