Kim Kardashian leaving L'Ami Louis restaurant in Paris (6/16)

Kim Kardashian is apparently driving Kanye West's staff crazy with her high maintenance ways. Kanye West. His staff can't handle someone. Wow. From the National Enquirer:
The 31 year-old reality TV star, who recently moved in with Kanye, has been bossing his bodyguards around and insisting they accompany her on shopping trips to carry her heavy bags. And Kanye's housekeepers are also on red alert. Kim has told them she wants fresh flowers placed around the home on a daily basis -- and she won't eat any fruit or veggies that haven't been bought that same day!

"Kim has completely taken over Kanye's household and is driving the staff crazy with her seemingly endless lists of tasks," a source tells the National Enquirer. "Kim and Kanye's relationship has moved fast, and she's setting the ground rules from the start. Kim wants afresh start with Kanye. And these days, what Kim wants, Kim gets -- even if it makes everyone around her crazy." (Print Edition - 6/8)
I could try to paint a flowery picture of Kim Kardashian and then hit her with a cheap shot in the end, but I won't. Let's be honest, Kim Kardashian is an asshole. Correction, she's an asshole with a huge ass. I'm not being mean, either, I just don't like the fact that Kim is the world's most mainstream porn star. Porn stars don't get to bark orders at the help -- they ARE the help. Here's my overall problem with fatso: I don't want my porn stars to be mainstream, I want them to stay hidden on a DVD in a false wall in the cabinet behind the framed pictures of my children's baptism. Is that too much to ask? This whole situation is ridiculous. It almost makes a man want to take up meth again.

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