Kim and Kanye in Paris last week

Pretty much since she's become famous, Kim Kardashian has desperately tried to become friends with Beyonce. Beyonce -- who's famous for actually doing things -- didn't want to be friends with a hybrid porn/reality star, so she shunned Kim's advances, obviously. Enter Kanye West. The three (and Jay-Z) had a little meeting in Birmingham, England last Friday, and now Kim has finally been accepted into the group. Finally, we can all sleep. A source told The Sun:
"The girls have never really seen eye-to-eye. It's a shame because Jay-Z and Kanye are so close. Beyonce has always viewed Kim as a reality TV star who's not earned her fortune with a specific talent. Kanye organized a dinner in his hotel suite for the girls to clear the air. He's hoping that now they're pals, it will lead to further get-togethers away from the tour. Beyonce has now welcomed Kim into their clan."
The plan is working so well that Kim and Beyonce were spotted dancing together during the final show of the European leg of Kanye and Jay-Z's "Watch the Throne" tour on Friday night (pic below). Interesting that Kim is the one hiding her face. I'm half-surprised she didn't put out a press release during the show that she was sitting next to Beyonce, or at least shoot off a few signal flares.

Now that Kim's part of the family, Beyonce better prepare herself for the day her daughter Blue Ivy starts getting curious:

Blue Ivy: "Auntie Kim, how did you become famous?"

Kim Kardashian: "See, when a man loves a woman very much, sometimes she will let that man videotape himself pile-driving her and peeing on her back, and then she'll sell the video for millions and millions of dollars and trick E! into giving her a reality show."

Blue Ivy: "Auntie Kim, you're the fucking devil."

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  • National Leaguer

    Kanye will leave her ass anyway the second he knocks her up. She's black all right.

  • Jorge

    This is obviously the most important serious news this month. It is super relevant and important on both a national and international level. I can't think of ANY news that has come out this month has has the cultural, legal and economic impact of this news regarding Kim, Beyonce , Jay-Z and Kanyne

  • George

    Kim has always been BLACK so she can't go back to what she's always been, a Black STD infected, cock-sucking, Bitch! This should make for a real exciting threesome, it's too bad most people DON"T FUCKING CARE!! I just read this crap to make comments about this useless CUNT.

  • BensDad

    Was Armenian-Mexican, now officially black, by choice, not DNA

  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    the term is now AFROMENIAN of FRICANMENIAN since many of our ancestors were raped and bread with African slave traders who sold our giant ass daughters into sex slavery

  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    MISSY KIM,I SHOWS HAPPY THAT MISS BEYONCE BE LIKEN YOUSE BUT I STILLS GOIN TO BEES WALKIN FAR BEHINDS YOUSE CAUSIN I'S A SCARED DAT DAT GIANT ASS FARTS AND BLOWS ME OFF DIS HERE EARTH

  • tjhawk

    I hope Kim realizes that when she dumps Kanye for the next guy she needs for attention, she's out of Beyonce's circle.

  • Curious

    Does this mean that Kim has finally become black, with all the advantages that goes with being black?


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