Kim and Kanye in Paris last week

Pretty much since she's become famous, Kim Kardashian has desperately tried to become friends with Beyonce. Beyonce -- who's famous for actually doing things -- didn't want to be friends with a hybrid porn/reality star, so she shunned Kim's advances, obviously. Enter Kanye West. The three (and Jay-Z) had a little meeting in Birmingham, England last Friday, and now Kim has finally been accepted into the group. Finally, we can all sleep. A source told The Sun:
"The girls have never really seen eye-to-eye. It's a shame because Jay-Z and Kanye are so close. Beyonce has always viewed Kim as a reality TV star who's not earned her fortune with a specific talent. Kanye organized a dinner in his hotel suite for the girls to clear the air. He's hoping that now they're pals, it will lead to further get-togethers away from the tour. Beyonce has now welcomed Kim into their clan."
The plan is working so well that Kim and Beyonce were spotted dancing together during the final show of the European leg of Kanye and Jay-Z's "Watch the Throne" tour on Friday night (pic below). Interesting that Kim is the one hiding her face. I'm half-surprised she didn't put out a press release during the show that she was sitting next to Beyonce, or at least shoot off a few signal flares.

Now that Kim's part of the family, Beyonce better prepare herself for the day her daughter Blue Ivy starts getting curious:

Blue Ivy: "Auntie Kim, how did you become famous?"

Kim Kardashian: "See, when a man loves a woman very much, sometimes she will let that man videotape himself pile-driving her and peeing on her back, and then she'll sell the video for millions and millions of dollars and trick E! into giving her a reality show."

Blue Ivy: "Auntie Kim, you're the fucking devil."

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