Katy Perry can wear the hell out of a bikini

Katy Perry used to live in fear that her parents would strip search her when she was younger and catch her smuggling rock music into the house. Wait, where did she grow up? 1950s' Alabama? She told The Sun:
"I wasn't really allowed to listen to anything besides gospel music, so I'd sneak in different CDs. The first time I bought a record it was by Incubus. I brought it home in my knapsack and I had things on top of it so my parents didn't strip-search me. I went into my closet, put a blanket by the door crack and tried to pop open the CD. It broke in two like the Ten Commandments and I was like, 'I will never do that again'."
To be fair to Katy's parents, if my daughter had tits like Katy's, I probably wouldn't let her listen to anything but gospel music either. Actually, I probably wouldn't let her out of the basement. "Dad, is it safe to come out now?" ... "Sorry honey, zombies are still wreaking havoc and eating everyone's brains. Do you want any more juice?"

*10 Katy Perry pictures total in the gallery:

  • Katy Perry Strip Search 1
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