Aw yeah, baby

This started as a story about Russell Brand, but it's since turned into me just wanting to stare at that picture of Katy Perry. Good Lord. From the Chicago Sun Times:
Even though Russell Brand has gone out of his way to say nice things about Katy Perry since their split, there's buzz the Brit actor and comedian is more than a little nervous about Perry's upcoming documentary, Part of Me. Brand apparently asked that any footage shot while they were married be deleted, but that request was turned down. He's supposedly worried that some of his more caustic rants may come off as making him look bad — if they indeed are used in the film.
Gee, I wonder what could make Russell Brand come off as "caustic"? He's pretty brave when he's taking on easy targets like evil Republicans and D-listers, so I'm guessing that, while at home with Katy, Rusty was probably shitting on the Hollywood heavyweights he so desperately wants to impress. For a guy who thinks so highly of himself, you would have thought that the camera crew following Tits McGee Perry around would have been a dead giveaway to shut that mutton hole. Now, should I make time in my hectic schedule of putting out forest fires and going down on supermodels to see this dopey Katy Perry movie? Hang on, let me look down for a second . . . yep, the cock and balls are still there, don't think I'll be able to make it. Besides, the nice Asian lady who does my laundry also sells bootleg copies of everything, so I'll see her when the time is right.

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