You can tell the Kardashian sisters really care about family

Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe Kardashian out and about in Sherman Oaks (5/31)

Apparently no one told Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney Kardashian that their brother Brody was getting married, because they didn’t bother to show up to his wedding in Hawaii over the weekend (about a 5-hour flight from L.A.). How charming. From Contact Music:

Kim Kardashian and her sisters Khloe and Kourtney decided against jetting to Hawaii to attend their step-brother Brandon Jenner’s wedding this week. The threesome were instead photographed having lunch together in Los Angeles, while Brandon tied the knot with his sweetheart Leah Felder, reports the UK’s Daily Mail.

Though it is unclear why Kim and company decided to snub the wedding, she did take to her Twitter page to say, “Congratulations to my step brother and his gorgeous new wife!” Meanwhile, Khloe followed suit on her blog, telling fans, “I just wanted to send a Huge congratulations and so much love to my brother Brandon and his fiance/soon-to-be wife Leah. Wishing you both all the happiness in the world!”, adding, “I want to wish a huge congratulations to my step brother Brandon and his stunning fiance Leah who are marrying today. Sending my love to you both.”

Congratulations to Brody Kardashian-Jenner-Kardashian and his future ex-wife, but what did they expect from the KKK girls? Class? Come on, dude, you know better than that. Brody is an absolute zilch in this business we call entertainment, so it’s actually easier to list the reasons why the whores wouldn’t be there:

  1. Since it’s Brody getting married, that guarantees that this wedding isn’t being covered, anywhere.
  2. There’s no endorsement possibilities since a Kardashian isn’t getting hitched (Sorry Brody, a Jenner doesn’t count as a Kardashian unless you fall out of Kris’ money hole).
  3. There weren’t any big black cocks in this wedding. Had this wedding been held during the NFL Combine or at least at San Quentin State Prison, you would have at least seen Kim and the Big One front and center wearing their Sunday best.


June 5, 2012 - 12:15 pm