Justin Bieber leaving a recording studio in Burbank (5/25)

In an effort to seem more mature, Justin Bieber has apparently taken up art collecting. Now all he needs is some hair on his balls and he'll almost be like a real life adult! From the Chicago Sun Times:
[Bieber's] not giving up his extensive athletic shoe collection just yet, but I've learned that Bieber is actively learning as much as he can about the art world. He's working with experts to advise him on modern art with plans to acquire important contemporary paintings, sculpture and collectible furniture for his new Los Angeles mansion. One recent example: Bieber snapped up a $60,000 painting by important modern artist Holton Rower.
Well, somebody sure is in a hurry to be all manly, isn't he? One minute he's beating the shit out of evil paparazzi with his 7-inch pythons from hell, and the next he's purchasing artistic pictures of naked women -- because that's what the big boys like! Oh brother, who am I kidding? Justin is an ass-clown who knows that his run with Selena is just about kaput, but he's taking one last shot at proving he's a sophisticated manly man and not just another Canadian nerd who still wears Adult Swim jammies to bed (though to be honest, the Aqua Teen Hunger Force ones are pretty sweet). Justin, before you start pounding your chest because you finally get to order off the adult menu, please realize that you're not a man until your balls drop or Selena files domestic battery charges against you -- or as we call it around the office: "Chris Browning a bitch."

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  • Fern

    Haas anyone noticed how buff Justin is getting. In another year or so he will be looking like Sly Stallone in his Rambo days.

  • Melody

    Gangasta types who shall remain nameless have turned a harmless lovable teenager into a violent potential killer. It's really sad. I just hope Justin doesn't end up going kill crazy and maiming and killing a bunch of people in his uncontroable rage. He could end of in prison for life. Salena would be heartbroken.

  • In an effort to seem more mature, Justin Bieber has apparently taken up art collecting. Now all he needs is some hair on his balls and he'll almost be like a real life adult! From the Chicago Sun Times:

  • JZL

    Leave him alone. Stay far away. He has that street fighter stare. Chris Brown has been learning Justin Kung Foo, Karate and that stuff along with how to be a cage fighter. The little dude has become bad ass.

  • Jay

    ROFLMFAO pull up your pants, boy....if you want your butt to be taken then ask Selena to use a dildo on you. You have just convinced me that you are not a naive little kid at all, only a retard.

  • Who the fuck told kids this looks good? He looks like a complete fucking douchebag.

  • Douche. DOUCHE!

  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    I'm sure Selena has penis envy for anyone after being with tinky-winky

  • Crazy_Hater

    What a bad-ass little punk, maybe he needs to get punched in his empty skull a few times to see if there is anything inside other than mush. What a jackass!

    Blow me Bieber you fucking turd!

    HA! HA! HA!

  • Mirmir

    i hate jelous people like u

  • Miraclewoods

    i hate jelous people like u

  • Morricone

    Did he borrow that tube of Proactiv from Selena?


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