Snooki and JWoww in Seaside Heights (6/2)

$2.55 million buys one hell of an abortion. I'm just saying, Snooki. It's not too late. From Radar:

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino and Paul "Pauly D" DelVecchio are each taking home $150,000 per episode, with a season running about 12 episodes, which totals $1.8 million dollars, but they also get a reported $400,000 signing bonus at the beginning of the season, $200,000 bonus at the end of the season and for any additional reunion episodes they get the $150,000 for that too. That totals a whopping $2.55 million dollars a season for Snooki, The Situation  and Pauly D!

The rest of the cast doesn’t make quite as much as the top three, but they’re certainly not hurting either. Jennie "JWoww" Farley brings in about $100,000 per episode and Vinny Guadagnino makes $90,000 an episode. Lovebirds Ronnie Magro and Sammi Sweetheart each bring in about $80,000 per episode.

Are you kidding me? I'm sorry, please excuse my French, but what the fuck happened to this country? I refuse to believe that these assholes are making that type of scratch. No, I will not have my day ruined. Snooki, JWoww, and the other stooges are pulling six figures per show for letting us watch them vomit on our society and spread herpes like a hot rumor. Now I totally understand why President Obama didn't close the detention camp at Guantanamo Bay. Mr. President, all's forgiven if you send them down there to watch Masterpiece Theatre for the next eight years. Or reruns of Jersey Shore, if you want to be a dick about it.

*20 Jersey Shore pictures total in the gallery:

[FameFlynet]