Elisabetta Canalis is lonely, pathetic

Elisabetta Canalis at the Hotel du Cap-Eden Roc in Antibes, France (5/16)

It came as a pretty big shock when Elisabetta Canalis -- who, mind you, used to date George Clooney -- began dating Jackass star Steve-O earlier this year. The couple was even seen in public kissing and holding hands, so it wasn't just a rumor. Even more shocking was when Steve-O dumped Elisabetta after just a few months of dating, and not the other way around. "Please, please, please give me another chance," Elisabetta tells the new issue of Italian magazine A (via Us Weekly):

"He is an open wound," the former Dancing With the Stars contestant shares. "He was in a fragile state, and I came into his life like a tractor."

Though she did her best to stand by the Jackass star, 37, by attending support group meetings with him, her lifestyle provided too many temptations for the recovering drug addict.

"If we went out with my friends, even the fact that a bottle of wine was on the table would be a stress ... Steve has a lot of strength and humor. It was one of the most important relationships of my life and it doesn't feel as if it is over yet."

Lizzie, it's over. What I'm about to say is gonna be painful and embarrassing, but I think in the long run, it will make you a better person: Elisabetta, you're not good enough for Stephen Gilchrist Glover (better known as Steve-O; even better known as the guy who stapled his nuts to his own leg). Yeah, that guy. The guy who has absolutely no ability to gauge the danger he puts himself into decided that the only way he can have a healthy and happy life is if you're not in it. It's time to move on. Since Steve-O is finished with you, maybe you can latch onto some other lame MTV star from yesteryear? I'm sure Pauly Shore needs an assistant, since he's busy not being relevant in any way whatsoever. Or what about Ryan Dunn? Haven't heard from that guy in a while . . .

*21 Elisabetta Canalis bikini pictures total in the gallery:

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Julianna Silverman

oops! I overlooked that, and have now edited the post. Thanks for letting me know!

Eurocentric

Ms. Canalis has to be beautiful + hot. Afterall she is European.

Eurowatch

Elisabetta is one of Europe's most beautiful, talented and intellectual women. I am sure there is a long list of powerful men that would like to have her at their side.

Marlena Mcmahan

I'm sure Pauly Shore needs an assistant, since he's busy not being relevant in any way whatsoever. Or what about Ryan Dunn? Haven't heard from that guy in a while . . .

Belva Riddick

Lizzie, it's over. What I'm about to say is gonna be painful and embarrassing, but I think in the long run, it will make you a better person: Elisabetta, you're not good enough for Stephen Gilchrist Glover (better known as Steve-O; even better known as the guy who stapled his nuts to his own leg). Yeah, that guy.

Laura150

And you are an hater...

Laura150

duh...A hater

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LIZ THE SHIZ

oh pity the poor pathtic faghag,once you been Cloonyed your life will turn into shitarooney

EC

Betta is a beautiful, loving, supportive and giving woman with a heart of pure gold. She is too good for 98% of the men on this planet. She stuck by the gay one, and he dumped her. She tried to rehab Steve-O and he abandoned her. Dispite all this Betta will not give into dispair. She will continue to be her wonderful humble self.

EC

Betta is such a brave young woman, the way she stands of to the slings and arrows of cruel fate. She never loses her poise or cheerful outlook on life.

Awoman

I agree with everything you have said. Betta has been terribley wronged. She is such an inspiration to the rest of us.