Rihanna out and about in Santa Monica (6/4)

Rihanna thinks Chris Brown has "learned his lesson" and is thinking about dating him publicly again (instead of the secret hookups they have now). Gee what could possibly go wrong? No, I mean besides a radial fracture of the arm, a broken jaw, and bruised kidneys. From the Chicago Sun Times:
The couple's obvious coy flirting in a New York nightclub last weekend was only the latest example of what one source calls "Rihanna's little gamesmanship. … She's always playing games, but basically she wants him back in her life — and not just to record a few tracks."

According to the second source, "Rihanna truly believes Chris has learned his lesson [from his well-known abuse conviction for beating Rihanna in 2009] and knows he's still very much in love with her ... They still feel very strongly for each other. … You just wait. They will be back together — and I'm betting sooner rather than later."
"When you want to hit a woman, you have to punch them in the head...women don't want to shave their heads to show the bruises to the cops" -- great western philosophizer and convicted rapist "Iron" Mike Tyson.

Is that the lesson Chris learned, Rihanna? I sure hope it's a skill he never has to put to use but, let's face it, Chris Brown has been on the precipice of smackin' a bitch for the better part of two years now. I guess that's the risk a proper lady must take when she can't get enough of that giant bisexual pipe . . . oops, I mean find true love.

*10 Rihanna pictures total in the gallery:

  • Chris Brown Lesson Learned 1
  • Chris Brown Lesson Learned 2
  • Chris Brown Lesson Learned 3
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