Presenting the sexiest woman in music

I don't know what Billboard readers are smoking (powdered bleach, presumably), but they just voted Adam Lambert and Britney Spears as the sexiest man and woman in music. Wait, what year is this?
Along with crafting perfect hooks, displaying incredible vocal skill and letting the world in on your personality, a pop star's sex appeal can help elevate them above their peers. You voted for your favorite seductive stars, and the results are in!

With more than 600,000 votes cast, Adam Lambert was named Music's Sexiest Man, earning 26% of the vote! Standing alongside the former "American Idol" and recent Billboard 200 chart-topper was the princess of pop, Britney Spears, who netted an overwhelming 45% to be named Music's Sexiest Woman.
Thank Buddha for the Merriam-Webster free online dictionary, because for a second I thought the word "sexiest" meant something other than the most attractive and/or stimulating. Adam Lambert and Britney Spears are neither. Sorry guys, that's just the way it is. I won't give Britney a stiff beating right now, because lets be honest, she deserves special attention. So what gives Adam Lambert the Sexiest Man in Music consideration? Geez, what will it take for me to live down that accidental erection I popped the first time I heard Sleepwalker? And since we're on the subject, I dare any of you to look into those baby blues of his and not feel a tingle in your nether regions . . . um, I guess Adam does deserve the title. I can almost hear my mother crying.

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  • MagooEBJ

    dear Galmberts, yes, Yes YES

  • I really don't know why... but that voice, those eyes, and the moves, god the moves.. Adam Lambert exudes sex appeal, he bends genders and orientations... he is extremely charismatic...he rings ALL my bells! Yumza!!!

  • Read the comments under any article or YouTube of Adam's - women lust for him. His voice, his looks, his sexy moves on stage, his charisma and intelligence are all very seductive. Doesn't matter if he's gay - we're no closer to being with him than with Brad Pitt or any other celebrity. Sexy is sexy. And he's very masculine. Make-up makes no difference, lots of rockers wear it. Although Adam has hardly been using any for over 7 months now. Gorgeous with or without!

  • justme

    I don't know about Brit-Brit. I decline to comment. But Adam Lambert IS the sexiest man in music. People think because he's gay that means he's feminine and make cheap, wittless jokes about how he should be the 'sexiest woman".. I see you, @meme. Truth is, he's equally in command of both his masculine and feminine side (yes boys, you have one too) and THAT makes him sexy as hell. Watch one of the millions of concert vids on youtube. The dude is HOT.

  • SusieG

    Adam Lambert is seriously THE sexiest alpha male out there, bar none. Check out any of his concert vids on YT, listen to that voice and watch that body move and you'll understand. Also he's got a heart of gold which always turns the ladies on. Sexiest man? Hell yeah!

  • Bryan

    I just noticed that Britney no longer looks like an innocent teenager. Her appearnce seems to have matured.

  • Crazy_Hater

    Yeah, this is just more trouble waiting to happen. Oh shit!

  • JZL

    Racist riggedd voting. It would be Chris Brown and Rihanna. Anyone that says different is racist probably belongs to the Klan.

  • Azlefty

    Thank you Mr. Brown for trying to become relevant again, your post is noted!

  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    Chris and Rihanna were voted best cage fighters of the year

  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    Adam Lambert, sexiest woman, maybe?

  • Paula Carr

    Ohhh Honey, He's male all male! Sexy is Sexy and the man is all that and more! When he walks in a room all heads turn both male and female. The sexiest thing about him however is his heart and his honesty!


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