Johnny Depp banged Amber Heard?

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard at the premiere of The Rum Diary in London last November

I don't know why I never heard about this before, but apparently Johnny Depp nailed Amber Heard when the two were making The Rum Diary last year. And he still might be. From the Chicago Sun Times:

There were indications that a fling between Depp and his “The Rum Diary” co-star Amber Heard may have led [Depp's ex Vanessa Paradis] to pull the plug [on their relationship], but that was denied by them, even as “Diary” insiders claim it was true.Making it all even more complicated: Heard recently admitted she is bisexual and is involved with artist and photographer Tasya van Ree.

Yet, there also have been recent sightings of Heard and Depp — though the privacy-obsessed Depp has been able to avoid being photographed with Heard, at least so far.

So what if Johnny Depp is shooting his A-list goo into Amber Heard? It's Johnny Fucking Depp, dipshits! Anybody that can take a clusterfuck of a franchise like Pirates of the Caribbean and make it work as well as it did can do no wrong in my eyes. He took a script written on the bathroom wall in shit and turned it into a billion dollar franchise -- sort of like what Jesus did, except way more badass. If Johnny needs to excavate Amber's indecisive poontang, then by God, have at it.

*25 Johnny Depp and Amber Heard pictures total in the gallery:

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Elizabeth Lindsey

You would not believe who he is really banging...IT'S...Vanessa Paradis. However shes the one with the on the side boy friend she hates that Johnny isn't French and he didn't help her career. He did bang Angie but that was way before he made the Tourist with her. Brad was pissed and it gave Vanessa an excuse to leave Johnny for the man she really loves. He wants to make his family work,Angie decided the same I doubt either will stay in thier prospective relationships, very sad.Amber is just trying to make a name for herself, she needs all the help she can get, several other people on the set of Rum D said he kept to himself alot.This will never get out until Johnny turns 80 and writes his life story. Angie has admitted to cheating on Brad however. See I can make up fiction too like this silly article. The next woman for J won't be an actor. This will turn out to not be fiction.

Nate Blank

Actually she admitted to being a full on lesbian, but studios put presume to change her sexuality status to something more marketable. Thats why she latter said that she's open to love male or female. Which is total bullshit. Much like this story here.

GiGi Eats Celebrities

I read somewhere that Amber was a lesbian... guess Johnny can change a chick back to sausage! LMFAO! http://youtu.be/EqF85BCvA6I

tjhawk

That explains the Depp divorce rumors.

Celery stick

He's not married to current/probably already former gf Vanessa Paradis. They've been separated for approx 2 yrs.

Punch

And why should she not allow Johnny to nail her? He is rich, famous, a stud, handsome, and not elderly. What more could any girl want. Even Angie Jolie liked getting nailed by him.

AnnGMorrone

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LIZ THE SHIZ

ARRGGHH, mateee Capn Jack always gets his pirates booty even if it's stuck in a DYKE!!

Fred Mejias

CELEBSLAM - the same way you are floating far behind in the gossip pool is, well, WHY ARE U SO FAR BEHIND?!? This is 2 weeks old fodder and Amber admitted her sexual preferences some 7 months ago!! Clever how you showcase your indifference to her by "calling Us dipshits". Yes, "maybe" you've been busy doing "other things" but Celebslam should be on top of every pertinent issue trending---in a timely manner!! And pleaz-zzzee...leave My Amber Alone!! (I need Depp to transform her to a COMPLETE and STRICTLY MALE APPETITE!!)