Johnny Depp and Amber Heard at the premiere of The Rum Diary in London last November

I don't know why I never heard about this before, but apparently Johnny Depp nailed Amber Heard when the two were making The Rum Diary last year. And he still might be. From the Chicago Sun Times:
There were indications that a fling between Depp and his “The Rum Diary” co-star Amber Heard may have led [Depp's ex Vanessa Paradis] to pull the plug [on their relationship], but that was denied by them, even as “Diary” insiders claim it was true.Making it all even more complicated: Heard recently admitted she is bisexual and is involved with artist and photographer Tasya van Ree.

Yet, there also have been recent sightings of Heard and Depp — though the privacy-obsessed Depp has been able to avoid being photographed with Heard, at least so far.
So what if Johnny Depp is shooting his A-list goo into Amber Heard? It's Johnny Fucking Depp, dipshits! Anybody that can take a clusterfuck of a franchise like Pirates of the Caribbean and make it work as well as it did can do no wrong in my eyes. He took a script written on the bathroom wall in shit and turned it into a billion dollar franchise -- sort of like what Jesus did, except way more badass. If Johnny needs to excavate Amber's indecisive poontang, then by God, have at it.

*25 Johnny Depp and Amber Heard pictures total in the gallery:


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