ALEC BALDWIN MAD! ALEC BALDWIN SMASH!

Alec Baldwin attacks paparazzo

Alec Baldwin was spotted by paparazzi leaving the New York Marriage License Bureau this morning (he's marrying his fiancée Hilaria Thomas) when he randomly decided to attack one of them, Daily News photographer Marcus Santos. Why? Because he's Alec Baldwin and he's a fucking asshole, that's why. From the Daily News:

Santos was standing innocently with two other photographers when Baldwin, 54, approached with an angry glare.

"He was looking mad," said Santos. "He said, 'Step back, step back.' I said, 'We're moving back.'"

At least he didn't call Santos a "thoughtless little pig" like he called his daughter, Ireland. So basically, Alec treats the paparazzi better than he treats his own daughter. Alec Baldwin is a fucking asshole.

Baldwin then grabbed a second News photographer, Jefferson Siegel, and Santos told the "Rock of Ages" star to back off.

"I said, 'Don't touch him,'" the 42-year-old Santos said. "I knew he was going to attack me. I stepped back, and he kept coming. He comes after me, starts shoving and punching me — one time, right in the chin. And then he started shoving me, and pushing me. Then he goes the other way."

Naturally, Baldwin, who's a fucking asshole, immediately went to twitter and blamed everyone else for his inability to control his emotions -- a skill most non-sociopaths master by the age of seven.

A "photographer" almost hit me in the face with his camera this morning. #allpaparazzishouldbewaterboarded

According to Alec, the photographer "almost" hit him. In other words, the photographer didn't actually hit him at all. And a perfectly acceptable response to that is assault. I may not have touched on this yet, but Alec Baldwin is a fucking asshole.

*5 Alec Baldwin pictures total in the gallery:

Nick

Alec Baldwin is a manipulative, narcissistic bully who obviously comes from bad genes and was not brought up right. He's out of control and his inner and outer ugliness ar e in full flower. His vile, abusive behavior is unacceptable. Bottom line, the guy is a shallow, cowardly boring bum and the sooner he's out of the public eye, the better. The biggest mistake the paparazzi are making is giving him any attention whatsoever.

Chrisgould101

who wrote this ! alec balwins not an asshole, paparazzi are assholes. i think its a pre requisite of being one, oh , and a douche, and a schmuck. good on him

Guest

Ass hole is right - he is a loud mouthed bore. Probably embarrassed since he is marrying someone young enough to be his granddaughter - only way he can get turned on no doubt.

trixie

this is going to be the shortest marriage next to Kim K's. i hope this yoga idiot doesn't follow through but she's probably looking at his fat wallet.

LIZ THE SHIZ

not to mention all the LAME BROTHER IN-LAWS she'll be getting

E. Norm Espeenas

Please Al-licks, please try that shit with me!

I would punch your face so hard that your bloated retard head would spin around on your narrow girl shoulders like a top.

You're a real tough guy when you're picking on someone not as fat as you.

Come on! Let's see how "tough" you really are!!

PaulW

Interesting how you have frame-by-frame pics, but not the pics leading up to the shove. Paparazzi probably had it coming.

LIZ THE SHIZ

do you know who I AM? FU YOU 30 ROCKSUCKER

George

Alec Baldwin the Liberal Jackass! If you don't like your picture being taken then fucking LEAVE the planet you asshole! I'd sue you sorry ass if you tried that shit with me you useless fuck! Come get me prick, I'm ready for you asshole! Another Fucking Hollywood LOSER!!

Peace

Where is your sense of world community, diversity, multi-culturalism, and love of one world humanity? Don't be a hater, be a lover of all.

LIZ THE SHIZ

yeah, and he almost didn't leave the USA when Bush was elected like he said he would do,what a moonbat!!

George

Yeah, I noticed that too, I was really looking forward to help the liberal jackass pack :^)

Activist

When you are an elite intellectual, Celeb, and Democratic Party VIP, you don't live by the same standards and contraints as do the little people. Alec Baldwin, is the elite so step aside when he approaches and bow your head to him. Respect who he is.

George

No, I'd rather punch the mother-fucker right back. Fuck these liberal assholes, they are not gods, they just think so until some clocks the fuck out of them.