Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian in 2006

Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton are friends again. Finally, I can sleep. From the New York Post:
Despite swirling rumors of a feud between former best friends Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian, they were all smiles when they bumped into each other in Cannes. The two met at the amfAR gala Thursday at the Hotel do Cap-Eden-Roc in Antibes, and witnesses — who were hoping for a reality-TV-style catfight — said the pair "hugged, smiled and chatted for a while." A source added, "They really have no problem with each other; it has been a long time."
Aw, this is touching, isn't it? It's like watching two war buddies bury the hatchet and reunite, comparing scars and trading combat stories after some long forgotten disagreement -- and by "two war buddies" I actually mean "two desperate porn stars who know their time in the sun is just about over." Paris and Kim are probably playing nice and retracing their extremely large footprints, trying to figure out a way to get back into the public's good graces. Sounds like a good plan on paper, but let's face facts: Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian are too long in the tooth to catch lightning in a bottle a second time. Two publicity-whores in their mid-thirties trading stories of the pain and suffering they caused their vaginas for the sake of fame is not something most people want to hear. Come on girls, it's time to call it a career. Even dirty hookers retire eventually, assuming their pimps don't kill them first. Luck for you two that your mothers are your pimps. Yeah, I went there.

*18 Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

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