Caption Time!

Paris Hilton out and about during the 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival (5/24)

MY CAPTION: The first time Paris Hilton has ridden something and not given it herpes

YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .

*15 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

  • Paris Hilton Carousel 1
  • Paris Hilton Carousel 2
  • Paris Hilton Carousel 3
  • Paris Hilton Carousel 4
  • Paris Hilton Carousel 5
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[WENN]
May 25, 2012
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  • Jrn926

    Okay, I'm gonna ride the unicorn next!

  • Fern

    And that is why Paris is beloved by millions awound the world. She represents hope.

  • Rich36brown

    THEY TOLD ME I WAS GOING TO GET TO RIDE A BOLOGNA PONY....

  • And in 10 years there will be a class action lawsuit for the hundreds of syphilis-infected children who tragically came into contact with the carousel after Paris Hilton.

  • Fern

    She reminds us of a modern day Joan of Arc.

  • MacKenzie Hawkins

    Does anyone want to see me do my Lady Godiva imitation now?

  • Jim

    Don't tell me you expected to see her ride side saddle......

  • Bob

    That guy is there for the horse's protection, not the other way around.

  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    hey Paris are those saddle sores or herpes?

  • 8 Inches

    Now who wants to ride me?

    or

    My feet are so big they can't even fit in the stirrups.

  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    she gave the horse" horseshoe crabs" and the horse gave her termites and vaginal splinters

  • Stumpatai

    A whorse is a whorse of course of course...

  • ZigZagZoey

    Awesome!

  • Carlos

    Introducing the new Trojan Condoms Saddle with spermicide.

  • Morgan

    Life is a Merry Go Round. What a lovely picture of a lovely lady.

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