Condensing a day of posts into one post because of the holiday. And what says holiday better than a pair of huge ol' fake juggs? Nothing, my friends. Nothing.

BIKINIS: Coco and her husband Ice-T hosting a party at Venus Pool Club in Las Vegas (pics start here)

WHORES: Paris Hilton arriving for a flight at Nice airport in France (pics start here)

CLEAVAGE: Nicole Scherzinger out and about in Monaco (pics start here)

THE DEVIL: Madonna at the Tel Aviv Dan Hotel in Israel (pics start here)

UPSKIRTS: Victoria Silvstedt leaving the Hotel du Cap-Eden Roc in Antibes, France (pics start here)

BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE: Ashley Greene arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!: Janice Dickinson in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

THAT'S A MAN, BABY: Fergie arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

MILFS: Gwen Stefani out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

SLUTS: Holly Madison hosting a party at Chateau Nightlub & Gardens in Las Vegas (pics start here)

GUYS WHO FUCKED KIM KARDASHIAN ON FILM: Ray J shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

FATTIES: Elizabeth Berkley out for lunch in West Hollywood (pics start here)

BIKINIS: Victoria Silvstedt at the Hotel du Cap-Eden Roc in Antibes, France (pics start here)

CRAZY CHICKS: Paula Abdul attending her nephew's graduation at Brown University in Rhode Island (pics start here)

CHEATERS: Ashton Kutcher leaving Starbucks in Studio City (pics start here)

A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR THE LADIES: Zac Efron at the Hotel du Cap-Eden Roc in Antibes, France (pics start here)

BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE: Zoe Saldana in New York (pics start here)

BORING CHICKS: Ashley Tisdale leaving a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)

BUTTS: Nicole Scherzinger at the Formula One Grand Prix of Monaco (pics start here)

DRUNK CHICKS: Jennifer Lopez partying at Hyde nightclub at the Bellagio in Las Vegas (pics start here)

FORMER CELEBRITIES: Matthew Perry arriving at a friend's house in Malibu (pics start here)

BIKINIS: Kendall Jenner behind the scenes of her Flavor magazine photoshoot (pics start here)

MIDGETS: Pete Wentz leaving Ralph's supermarket in Malibu (pics start here)

ASSHOLES: Alec Baldwin at the premiere of Mud during the 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival (pics start here)

BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE: Vanessa Hudgens at the Amber Fashion Show and Charity Auction in Monaco (pics start here)

PLEASE GO AWAY: Kim Kardashian arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

MILFS: Heidi Klum leaving her kids' karate class in L.A. (pics start here)

DOUCHE BAGS: Brody Jenner at a gas station in Malibu (pics start here)

CRAZY GUYS: Gary Busey and his family in Malibu (pics start here)

BIKINIS: Model Lara Croft hosting a party at Pleasure Pool at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas (pics start here)

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