Lindsay Lohan is really serious about her career this time. Honest.

Lindsay Lohan out and about in New York (5/11)

Lindsay Lohan is actually taking a role seriously? I'm not buying it. She'll be selling stolen set supplies for coke money by the third day. From the Chicago Sun Times:

Guess Lindsay Lohan has been hearing the sarcastic "Last Chance Lohan" cracks from a few Hollywood honchos — noting she better not bomb in her upcoming Lifetime film about screen legend Elizabeth Taylor.

LiLo knows that all eyes will be on her performance to see if she still "has it." That's likely why Lohan has not only been dressing and making herself up as Taylor did when young — plus carefully screening virtually all of her movies — but also has been watching footage of various Taylor public appearances and interviews to capture the nuances of her voice when she wasn't playing a role.

On top of that, I've heard that Lohan has reached out to various people who knew Taylor well, looking for insights into the two-time Oscar winner. They include hairdresser Jose Eber and two ex-husbands: Larry Fortensky and former Sen. John Warner.

Ha! Joke's on all of you "Hollywood honchos" -- this biopic will be the biggest ratings success in the illustrious history of the Lifetime Network. Think of this Liz Taylor movie as being The Avengers of basic cable -- just replace Captain America's shield and Thor's hammer with a glass table and a rolled up twenty. This hot mess of a movie has a potential for disaster so great that Lifetime will have to make a biopic of the making of the Liz Taylor biopic. I'll even donate the title, free of charge: "F.U.B.A.R., The Fall, Fall -- Slight Return -- and Fall of Lindsay Lohan" -- starring Lindsay Lohan, with special guest star, a mountain of cocaine.

*15 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

[Pacific Coast News]

bellaluna30

Silly. You only snort coke with a hundred dollar bill, don't you know that? ;) LOVE the "last chance Lohan" nickname.

Morgan

Lindsay is a recovering addict that is doing her best to turn her life around. At one time she was a serious and talented actress. She needs our help and support.

Moirrey

Yeah, right. As if support of people who cannot speak to or hear from Lindsay Lohan is going to magically make her life better somehow? Maybe, just MAYBE, the problem is that she's really not recovering, and she refuses to even acknowledge the potentially serious consequences of her addiction while she continues to flail around in order to resuscitate her "career". Didn't you see her Today Show interview? It's obvious she's still in denial.

Morgan

I have great confidence in the inner goodness and stability of Lindsay. She will do the right thing.

Bjshipley1

Yeah, because she hasn't proven you wrong a hundred times already.
She had more chances than anyone else I can think of, and she keeps throwing them away. I have neither hope nor sympathy for her.

LIZ THE SHIZ

possible movie titles are Butterfield 8 ball,Crackopatra, and Blow on a Hot Tin Roof

Unruly

Meme comes out swingin'!