Kourtney Kardashian shopping in Beverly Hills (5/2)

I know this may shock and surprise you, but another one of the Kardashians is trying to profit on her wedding and has already signed a deal with E!. Wow, a lucrative, contract wedding. It's the thing every little girl dreams of. From In Touch Weekly:
In Touch has learned [Kourtney Kardashian] has selected Casa Aramara — the stunning estate on the outskirts of Puerta Vallarta, owned by Kardashian pal Joe Francis — as the venue for her wedding to Scott [Disick]. "Her family has been friends with Joe or so long," the friend adds. "Kourtney has always considered Joe's home a place where she can really relax."

Of course, Kourtney's reasons for marrying Scott, 28, aren't entirely romantic. "They signed a $1 million deal with E! to get married on TV," an insider reveals to In Touch, who adds that the couple will be announcing their engagement "in an orchestrated, well-publicized manner" to ensure they get as many viewers as possible. Both ambitious, the pair is excited to be raking in this type of money — and that's doing a lot to alleviate the stress between them.
Wait, I know what you're thinking and you're wrong. This time, a Kardashian will have an elegant, classy wedding that will make William and Kate's look like a German shizer film. Aw shit, who am I kidding? The Kardashians would probably star in a German shizer film if you payed them enough, so don't expect a subtle event from this pack of savages. I will tell you that I can't wait to hear Kourtney's wedding vows. It will be only the third time in the history of the world that the words "ass to mouth" will be spoken in a wedding. The first two times of course were said for both of Kim's sham marriages. Khloe choked when it was her turn, In my humble opinion

*17 Kourtney Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

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[FameFlynet]

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