Kim Kardashian and Kanye West out and about in London (5/16)

You know how when someone has leprosy or bird flu you don't want to go near them because you don't want to catch leprosy or bird flu? That's pretty much how the A-list of Hollywood views Kim Kardashian now. It's why she wasn't invited to the Met Gala last week:
"[Kanye West] asked [designer Tory Burch] if Kim could accompany him as his date," a fashion insider tells In Touch. "There was nothing Tory could do against Anna's wishes, but if Kanye had requested to invite a well-liked celebrity, it surely wouldn't have been an issue ... [Kim] was so upset that he went to the Met event without her."
And why all of her famous friends are abandoning her now:
After Kim's quickie divorce filing, her onetime friends began abandoning her in droves, with former pals like Jennifer Lopez, Beyonce and Eva Longoria keeping their distance. Kim's splashy TV wedding "didn't sit well" with Gwyneth Paltrow either. "She'd die if she were photographed next to Kim," a pal tells In Touch. "She hates what she stands for."

Sadly, Kim is far from well-liked these days. "She's always wanted to surround herself with famous people, but they don't want anything to do with her anymore," confides a source close to the 31-year-old.
It's finally here. It's Armageddon time for Kim. Not in the biblical sense, I just mean that the only thing that Kim K really loves (celebrity) is telling her to piss off. Honestly, I saw this coming. With its relentless self-promotion, the Kardashian train was a monster, but even monster trains run out of steam. As we all know, once a train stops moving they're nearly impossible to get going again (trust me when I tell you that Kim is an expert at pulling trains). Anyways, thank the good Lord for Nickelodeon and Disney. Between them pumping out whores and the current batch of skanks in the lineup, good ol' Celebslam is gonna have an up summer, recession be damned.

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[FameFlynet, Pacific Coast News]

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