Sofia Vergara out and about in New York (5/13)

Wait a minute, did Sofia Vergara ever fuck a guy on film and then profit from the resulting publicity? I may be mistaken, but I don't ever remember her doing that. From the National Enquirer:
Kim Kardashian wants to become the next Sofia Vergara - and she's begging the "Modern Family" star to help her become a bona fide comedy actress! The brunette bombshells bonded on April 28 at the White House Corespondents' dinner in Washington, D.C. And now Kim wants to move from reality TV to a prime-time sitcom.

"Kim chased Sofia around the Correspondents' dinner and peppered her with questions about making the transition from reality star to full-fledged actress," said a source. "Kim couldn't stop gushing about what a huge fan she is of Sofia's work and how much she respects her for juggling a sexpot persona and razor-sharp comedy skills. In Kim's book, Sofia is the gold standard. She wants Sofia's career. She's determined to parlay her fame from reality TV into meaty acting roles."

"Kim confided to Sofia that while she's thankful for her reality TV success, she's ready for bigger and better things," said the source. "Kim really sees Sofia as a model of what she herself can become." (Print Edition - 5/21)
In Kim's delusional mind, she's just one helping hand away from replacing North, Central, and South America's sweetheart. I see this as a Single White Female situation, except one is Colombian and the other is Black by injection (sorry guys, interracial pornography is hot, but taboo for a reason). It won't happen, mind you, because there are some things you just don't do: you don't vote democrat two election cycles in a row; you don't wash your ass before your face; and you don't replace a TV star with the world's most mainstream porn star. I believe that's actually written in the Bible. Amen.

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  • Drodriguez

    Kim isnt a competition for Sofia... kim wants too much she doesnt have charisma, sense of humor, intelligence and a long career like sofia... All young women want to be like Kim and Kim wants to be like sofia...

  • PhDiva

    I agree that I Kim K is delusional. However, I am more appalled by the multiple layers of racism in this post than I am by her absurd fantasies. The barely literate blogger uses offensive phrases like "black by injection" and "taboo for a reason." FYI, the reason that interrracial relationships are taboo is racism. I know it's hip to be racist online where there is no accountability, but it's just as offensive and wrong as it is anywhere else.

  • Boomer

    Gotta love the writers quaint racism.

  • And I want to win the Lotto for $100 Billion. Guess what Kim, you're a useless, clueless twit. Sofia, not so much.

  • Vince Viagra

    Can't stand any of the Kardashians and wish they would all go away. On a side note, I have no interest whatsoever in your political commentary -- please consider omitting it going forward.

  • Pinkpony

    Kims' only talent is between her legs . And that's highly questionable ?

  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    I believe her ass gets in the way anal or golden showers only NBA players apply here

  • WTF

    Cue the fake latina accent from fat-ass in 3...2...1...

  • Unruly

    Give her planetoid ass it's own show.
    Call it Modern Planetoid Ass.

  • Morgan

    Kim can achieve any goal she sets her mind too. As the daughter of a simple Armenian goatherder, who fled his native land because of perscution from Russians and Muslims, she has come far in the world. She would make a wonderful and famous comedy actress. If Jennifer Aniston can do it on Friends and Suzzanne Sommers on Threes Company, why not Kim? She has the beauty and talent to be whatever she wants to be.

  • MacKenzie Hawkins

    The only similarity is that they both have curves that men will kill to get in their bed! Other than that, no chance KK will be doing comedy.

    On a side note, having been a participant in the interracial game, don't see the big deal. Women are women and skin color means very little in their bedroom performance! Make them come and they are yours and will do whatever you what. I know by speaking from experience.

  • Vloggerazzi

    Sophia Vergara plays the same character in each of her roles-- the token loud, hot-blooded, slightly ghetto latina. There are only so many of these roles available. Sophia's not going to want the competition.

  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    sorry Kim your giant ass won't fit on any tv screen and we don't even think it will fit even if there was I-MAX ASS VISION!!!!!!!!

  • BensDad

    Well Sofia is Hispanic and Kim is Armenian-Mexican. It is sort of like saying mosquitos and butterflys are the same because they are both a specis of insect.

  • uh...

    Where the fuck did you get Mexican from.


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