Kim Kardashian arriving at LAX airport (5/28)

Kim Kardashian (above, surprise, wearing another see-through shirt) is accusing British Airways of theft after she says something of "sentimental" value was missing from her checked bag after a flight over the weekend. On Sunday she tweeted:
Very disappointed in British Airways for opening my luggage & taking some special items of mine!Some things are sentimental &not replaceable

What happened to the days when you could lock your bags! We need to get back to that. There's no sense of security & no trust!

Shame on you
Instead of trying to decipher Kim's cryptic message and figure out what was actually stolen, I think it'd be easier to list things that couldn't possibly have been stolen from her:

  • Soul (she sold it a long time ago)
  • Dignity (she has none)
  • Any kind of money (she never lets it out of her sight)
  • A condom (she's never actually had one in her possession)
  • Her video camera *wink* (again, she never lets it out of her sight)
  • A dress that actually fits her instead of being one size too small to accentuate her ass (she doesn't own one)
*15 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian British Airways 1
  • Kim Kardashian British Airways 2
  • Kim Kardashian British Airways 3
  • Kim Kardashian British Airways 4
  • Kim Kardashian British Airways 5
  • Kim Kardashian British Airways 6
  • Kim Kardashian British Airways 7
  • Kim Kardashian British Airways 8
  • Kim Kardashian British Airways 9
  • Kim Kardashian British Airways 10
  • Kim Kardashian British Airways 11
  • Kim Kardashian British Airways 12
  • Kim Kardashian British Airways 13
  • Kim Kardashian British Airways 14
  • Kim Kardashian British Airways 15
[FameFlynet]