Kim Kardashian arriving at LAX airport (5/28)

Kim Kardashian (above, surprise, wearing another see-through shirt) is accusing British Airways of theft after she says something of "sentimental" value was missing from her checked bag after a flight over the weekend. On Sunday she tweeted:
Very disappointed in British Airways for opening my luggage & taking some special items of mine!Some things are sentimental &not replaceable

What happened to the days when you could lock your bags! We need to get back to that. There's no sense of security & no trust!

Shame on you
Instead of trying to decipher Kim's cryptic message and figure out what was actually stolen, I think it'd be easier to list things that couldn't possibly have been stolen from her:

  • Soul (she sold it a long time ago)
  • Dignity (she has none)
  • Any kind of money (she never lets it out of her sight)
  • A condom (she's never actually had one in her possession)
  • Her video camera *wink* (again, she never lets it out of her sight)
  • A dress that actually fits her instead of being one size too small to accentuate her ass (she doesn't own one)
*15 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian British Airways 1
  • Kim Kardashian British Airways 2
  • Kim Kardashian British Airways 3
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[FameFlynet]
  • Master Yoda

    they stole her only pair of drawers that did not contain horrible skid marks.

  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    skid marks? with that ass its more a crash site and a debris field

  • Pedro

    As long as they did not steal her virtue and honor. Those are the important things, and must remain intact.

  • Carlos

    Silly sow, she can replace her Valtrex in any pharmacy in the US with a valid prescription.

  • Pinkpony

    PR STUNT!! This skank will stop at nothing to gain sympathy..she plays the victim role very well....OR,, the 'items stolen'' is a very scandalous tape or photos that will be mysteriously sold by a anonymous source..and she will pretend to be mad and threaten a lawsuit .. In my best Rick James voice, She's a very tricky girl!!!

  • Crazy_Hater

    Well it sure as hell was NOT her virginity, class, or intelligence because we all know those have all been gone for years! Stupid fucking Cunt!!

  • Are you serious?

    "what happened to the days when you could lock your bags"? ummm 9/11 happened you stupid twit, they kind of had to up airport security after that. sorry for the massive inconvenience to you, skank.

  • Morgan

    Being serious baggage theft has become epidemic with all airlines. I am sure that an aftifact from an internationally famous celeb like Kim K. would bring a pretty penny on Ebay.

  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    I am sorry to say that my daughters collection of back and ass hair has been taken along with her collection of African -American urine and semen samples I ask you where is the dignity my god OJ and some goats I know are treated better than this.


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