Jessica Simpson finally had her baby

Jessica Simpson finally had her baby, giving birth to a 9 pound, 13 ounce girl, Maxwell Drew Johnson, this morning in Los Angeles. She announced on her website:
"Eric and I are elated to announce the birth of our baby girl, Maxwell Drew Johnson. We are grateful for all the love, support and prayers we have received. This has been the greatest experience of our lives!!"
In completely unrelated news to Jessica Simpson giving birth so don't read anything into this whatsoever, after an unusually strong previous three quarters, Ben & Jerry's stock plummeted 89% today. Taco Bell and Kellogg's (the parent company of Pop-Tarts) also suffered steep losses, down 47% and 39% respectively.

*21 Jessica Simpson pictures total in the gallery:

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  • Parish

    WTF kind of name is Maxwell for a girl ?

  • Oracle

    With those breasts, she will be able to feed multitudes

  • Philkelly

    It was a girl what exactly? She looked like she gained 250 pounds while pregnant? A girl rhino perhaps?

  • Morgan

    What a beautiful photo of a sexy woman. Now she can trade the glow of pregnancy for the momma glow. I am sure the whole nation breathed a sigh of relief now that the blessed event has occured and mother and baby are doing well.

  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    not since Hiroshima and Nagasaki has such a load been dropped, oh the humanity

  • MacKenzie Hawkins

    That was really funny!!!!!! Well played sir!

    Made this meeting that I am in tolerable.


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