Jessica Alba and Sofia Vergara at a party in New York (5/5)

In what must be one of the sexiest Cinco de Mayo parties in the history of Cinco de Mayo parties, Jessica Alba and Sofia Vergara both attended the same bash together in New York on Saturday night. It's a good thing I wasn't invited and that I don't know how to say "blowjob" in Spanish, or I almost certainly would have been slapped.

*10 Jessica Alba and Sofia Vergara pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jessica Alba Sofia Vergara 1
  • Jessica Alba Sofia Vergara 2
  • Jessica Alba Sofia Vergara 3
  • Jessica Alba Sofia Vergara 4
  • Jessica Alba Sofia Vergara 5
  • Jessica Alba Sofia Vergara 6
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  • Jessica Alba Sofia Vergara 10
  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    remember the Alamo cervesas pour favor

  • ThenewSashaFierce

    To all the people who celebrate this holiday do they actually know the history behind it and the important of this holiday or are they just celebrating because they get to party and drink?

  • Juan

    More the later, because it sure isn't the Mexican version of 4th of July. The history is that it was dreamed up by some Mexican-Americans as an excuse to fiesta and drink beer.

  • Pete

    A made in America holiday, for non-Mexicans to celebrate. Useless twits and twats all of them.


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