Gerard Butler at the 2012 Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in Indio (4/15)

Remember when Gerard Butler went to rehab back in February to kick a booze and pull addiction? Um, he doesn't. From the National Enquirer:
Gerard Butler has been partying non-stop since leaving rehab, and he's on the brink of collapse, sources say. Now the 42-year-old Scottish stud's celeb pals, including Jennifer Aniston and Charlize Theron, are begging him to ditch the party scene for fear of suffering a relapse.

"Gerard hasn't come up for air since leaving rehab," and insider told The Enquirer. "He's out three to five nights a week and partying harder than ever. He's flirting with disaster ... Gerard's friends all think he's setting himself up for trouble. Jen and Charlize are both trying to convince him to treat himself to a long tropical vacation in a remote spot where he won't be tempted by booze and women. Jen even got her boyfriend Justin Theroux to invite Gerard to tag along on sober, guys-only outings with his family-oriented buddies. Everyone is praying Gerard doesn't crash and burn again."
Oh geez, Leonidas, pull it together. Damn it man, I expect better than this from you. How is it that Gerard can survive a film rape like Dracula 2000, but washing down a couple of shots with a couple of skanks is bringing him to his knees?* I'll have my people call his people, we'll try to figure this thing out together. Normally I couldn't care less about a 1 percenter standing on the edge of a cliff, but 300 was so badass that I actually wish him well. *peeks outside to see if pigs are flying*

*if you've never seen Dracula 2000, please watch it so you know what I mean. Think Showgirls with an even shallower script. Keeping Gerard viable as an actor after that pile of dung probably wasn't as epic as Jesus returning from the dead, but it's a close second place.

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