Elisabetta Canalis was ‘killed’ at Cannes today
Sacha Baron Cohen and Elisabetta Canalis on a yacht anchored in front of the Hotel Du Cap Eden Roc in Antibes, France (5/16)
As part of a publicity stunt to promote his new movie The Dictator, Sasha Baron Cohen dressed up as General Aladeen today at the Cannes Film Festival and had a gay ol’ time with Elisabetta Canalis aboard a yacht. Great fun was had. Cocks were seen. And then the two got into a fight and General Aladeen dumped Elisabetta’s body off the side of a yacht in a trash bag. Which must have been a shock to her. I’m not even sure she knew this was a publicity stunt. Hell, she went from relaxing at George Clooney’s villa to sleeping on Steve-O’s couch. Going from Steve-O to a rich, murderous dictator is hardly a stretch. Especially when your rent is due.