Sacha Baron Cohen and Elisabetta Canalis on a yacht anchored in front of the Hotel Du Cap Eden Roc in Antibes, France (5/16)

As part of a publicity stunt to promote his new movie The Dictator, Sasha Baron Cohen dressed up as General Aladeen today at the Cannes Film Festival and had a gay ol' time with Elisabetta Canalis aboard a yacht. Great fun was had. Cocks were seen. And then the two got into a fight and General Aladeen dumped Elisabetta's body off the side of a yacht in a trash bag. Which must have been a shock to her. I'm not even sure she knew this was a publicity stunt. Hell, she went from relaxing at George Clooney's villa to sleeping on Steve-O's couch. Going from Steve-O to a rich, murderous dictator is hardly a stretch. Especially when your rent is due.

*36 Elisabetta Canalis bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Elisabetta Canalis Purple Bikini 1
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[FameFlynet]
  • Falcon

    Is this an omen of the impending collapse of European civilization?

  • Vloggerazzi

    Willing to bet that's not the first cock she's had to stare at for money.

  • Hawk

    She used to date Clooney.

  • Oracle

    The economy is making the natives restless in Europe.

  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    let me show you my penal colony

  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    say hello to BIN LADEN while you are down there


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