Christina Aguilera and Matthew Rutler at the launch party for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim in L.A. last November

These are the problems you run into when you date the mouth breathers of society. It's why I only date chicks from private high schools that have money--colleges, I meant private colleges . . . *looks around nervously* . . . From the National Enquirer:
"[Matthew's] always saying, 'Let's make this official.' They already live together, and he wants some security. He's basically become her full-time helper," a source explains. "But she's still getting over her divorce" from music exec Jordan Bratman, the father of her 4 year-old son, Max, which was finalized in April 2011.

Another big concern? "Christina is bothered that Matthew has no money and no real job of his own," says the source. "He admitted that if she did agree to marry him, he'd have to borrow money from her to buy an engagement ring."
Matthew, forget about marriage -- just mainline the goo into Xtina's hoo-hah and hope it takes hold. You've been carrying her bags for the last year and she still hasn't let you pop the question, so you need to pull a Federline and start popping holes in your rubbers. Honestly, I think you should have had her all pregnant and shit in the first month of you two hooking up, but you're either too much of a pussy to not wear protection or you're just shooting blanks. Dummy, you need to put a bun in her oven or start co-adopting savages like the Pitt-Jolies, because your time is about as short as Keanu Reeves' attention span.

*26 Christina Aguilera pictures total in the gallery:

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  • Manny

    X-Tina is so beautiful, like a delicate flower, or a sunset.

  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    one ringy dingy two ringy dingy,snort snort oh miss Agiulera is that the cheap no good fiance of yours

  • BensDad

    Nothing wrong with that. She has the $$$ and if she buys it she will probably get what SHE wants. Mkes sense to me.

  • Laurielou

    Why does she ALWAYS have foundation in her hair line?! WHY, for crying out LOUD?!

  • Manny

    What's wrong with foundation? It looks good on her.

  • Laurielou

    NOTHING is wrong with foundation. What's wrong is that it's in her hair. For those unfamiliar with cosmetics, foundation is not meant to go in the hair. It's face-only.

  • Ben

    Hair, face what difference does it make as long as it looks good. Picky picky picky. Don't sweat the small stuff.

  • Carlos

    That's not a foundation, IT'S A MAN, BABY!

  • BensDad

    I dunno. Because foundation is a good thing for the hair?


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