Cheryl Cole at the premiere of Amour at the 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival in France (5/20)

So if the Green River Killer was a talented singer, does that excuse him from killing an estimated 90+ women during the 80s and 90s? You're damn right it does, according to British pop star Cheryl Cole. From the Daily Mail:

He found himself the centre of a huge amount of controversy when he was convicted of assaulting then-girlfriend Rihanna back in 2009. But now Chris Brown has come forward to thank Cheryl Cole, after she said in a radio interview that we should all "move on."

Cheryl had said: "I think it's really kind of Rihanna actually (to forgive Brown). She's come out and publicly forgiven him really. I think it's about time we all did if I'm completely honest, if you want my opinion... I think it's time we all moved on. That guy is talented as hell."

Following Cheryl's interview, Brown wrote on his Twitter page: "Your amazing! I appreciate you."

I don't know where to go with this, I really don't. I know that Cheryl is a babbling idiot who couldn't cut the mustard on The X Factor, and is a piss-poor role model for women who've survived abusive relationships, but my penis will never forgive my treachery if I don't side with her. Have we judged Chris Brown harshly? Sure we have. Passing judgement is fun as hell -- especially when the person you're passing judgement on is a total fucking asshole (I think that's actually written in the Bible). The most important lesson to learn from this story is that Cheryl Cole will let you knock her around a bit if you have rhythm and harmony. Done and done. Now where's my dinner, bitch?

*36 Cheryl Cole pictures total in the gallery:

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