Charlize Theron at a photocall for Snow White and the Huntsman at the Ritz Carlton in Berlin (5/16)

For not having real teeth until she was 11, I'd say Charlize Theron has rebounded pretty nicely. She told The Sun:
"My early childhood was quite devastating. I had no teeth until I was 11. I had these fangs because I had jaundice when I was a kid and I was put on so many antibiotics that my teeth rotted. They had to cut them out.

"So I never had milk teeth. That was tough, you know, being in school having photos taken while I was pretending I had teeth. It was hideous."
Hey, whatever. Charlize Theron can claim that she had no legs up until she was in Devil's Advocate and I'll buy it. If not having teeth until you're 11 allows women to grow up to be that good-looking, expect to see a lot more tweeners with their teeth knocked out -- and who can  blame them for trying? Think about it, Charlize is gonna ruin that stupid Snow White movie because of how much hotter she is than Kristen "The Only Facial Expression I Know is that of Indifference" Stewart. I'll be rooting for the wicked witch in this one, and by "rooting," I mean "furiously masturbating to."

*20 Charlize Theron pictures total in the gallery:

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