Carrie Underwood arriving at LAX airport (5/2)

During her appearance on Oprah's Next Chapter last night, Carrie Underwood revealed that, despite being a millionaire many times over, she still prefers to do her own laundry. Oh my gosh, we have so much in common. We should definitely have sex:
"It makes tour life a little difficult because those are things that I really don't have time to do. So that's what I do on my days off. We go to the laundromat. I get my quarters, we go to the laundromat and go do our laundry. I just don't like other people doing my laundry. It freaks me out."
That's not really the reason Carrie Underwood does her own laundry, and AGAIN, I apologize. Look, it was just a misunderstanding (I could have sworn that Carrie looked right at me through my binoculars and told me I had permission to scale her security wall, shimmy down a lit chimney, rifle through her laundry hamper, and play scratch n' sniff with her panties). I did not, I repeat, DID NOT wear her panties or any of her undergarments. It was just good, clean, sweet smelling fun. Obviously the judge agreed with my version of events -- he made sure that I come off the sex offender list not a second later than 2033.

*15 Carrie Underwood pictures total in the gallery:

  • Carrie Underwood Laundry 1
  • Carrie Underwood Laundry 2
  • Carrie Underwood Laundry 3
  • Carrie Underwood Laundry 4
  • Carrie Underwood Laundry 5
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    Carrie Underwood carries underwear, how refreshing and no skidmarks


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