Comrades, our newest secret Estonian agent who we call "THE KASSTRATOR"no ones balls are safe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rihanna will defend us. She is an expert on balls and protecting them.

Where are the curves? She doesn't have many. That is what makes a woman. Without them you've got a dude with an invisible package. Fashion designers truly have it wrong. Poor saps!

Not to fear, the free world has a secret weapon. She is called Rihanna.

Another pale Ruski wench, trained by Putin to steal our industrial and military secrets.