Britney + Vegas = Yes, please

Britney Spears in the cheap buffet capital of the world? Gee, what could possibly go wrong? From the Chicago Sun Times:
Not only has Britney Spears straightened out her once-troubled personal life, but the pop tart is now in huge demand. Simon Cowell is hoping she'll agree to be a judge on "The X Factor," and a number of major Las Vegas venues — including the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino — are offering mega-millions for a long-term gig similar to those enjoyed by Celine Dion and Cher.
Britney Spears was an X Factor before the show ever thought of the name, so I think Team Spears planting roots in Vegas is an alcoholic/bipolar/self-destructive mother of two's dream come true. Damn it, summer keeps getting easier and easier for me. You know what they say: whatever happens in Vegas (and normally what happens is herpes/syphilis/gonorrhea), gets reported on and mocked mercilessly by Celebslam.

*16 Britney Spears pictures total in the gallery:

  • Britney Spears Vegas Show 1
  • Britney Spears Vegas Show 2
  • Britney Spears Vegas Show 3
  • Britney Spears Vegas Show 4
  • Britney Spears Vegas Show 5
  • Britney Spears Vegas Show 6
  • Britney Spears Vegas Show 7
  • Britney Spears Vegas Show 8
  • Britney Spears Vegas Show 9
  • Britney Spears Vegas Show 10
  • Britney Spears Vegas Show 11
  • Britney Spears Vegas Show 12
  • Britney Spears Vegas Show 13
  • Britney Spears Vegas Show 14
  • Britney Spears Vegas Show 15
  • Master Yoda

    To me, she always looks like she's been awake for 3 days in a row.

  • Doobie Brothers

    Congratulations on her overcoming her demons. But I never cared for her music.

  • Laurie D

    I second your sentiment. Although with more emphasis on the never-caring-for-her-music thing.

  • Joooie

    Demons never really go away.

  • Bert

    What could be more exciting than the Britster and Celine Dion?

  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    I'll put it all on red including my panties , oh darn I aint wearin any


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