Britney Spears is a wacko

After exposing Christina Aguilera's bitchy behavior last week, British boyband The Wanted have now set their sights on Britney Spears, whom they opened for on the U.K. leg of her world tour last year. Or maybe I should say "not set their sights on Britney Spears" because bitch doesn't want you looking at her. Via the San Francisco Chronicle:

[Bandmate Tom] Parker tells New York radio station Fresh 102.7, "We signed a confidentiality thing that we should never say anything about what happened, but let's tell it anyway."

Bandmate Siva Kaneswaran adds, "I was in the hallway with my tour manager. Basically we were looking with a laptop, trying to get WiFi … facing the middle of the hallway. (Britney's) bouncers came down with her and told us to face the wall … As Miss Spears is walking through. ‘We're like, come on!' We turned around and I faced a wall for about 10 seconds until she got really far away."

Britney thinks she's above mouth breathers like The Wanted? I'm not surprised, not even a little bit -- just not for the reason you children think. It's a well known fact that Britney falls for any swinging dick that makes eye contact, and if we've learned anything on this weird trip we're on, it's that Britney doesn't believe in prenups or condoms. What is surprising is that this generic boyband decided to bury themselves. When did it become appropriate for curtain-jerkers to attack the headliner? Britney Spears isn't a particularly hard target, so don't go thinking you took a tough stand. Metallica taking Napster on? Gutsy. Knocking Britney? Any asshole can do that . . . hey, that's me!

*20 Britney Spears pictures total in the gallery:

[FameFlynet]