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Angelina Jolie bought Brad Pitt his very own helicopter. Did I mention Brad Pitt, the actor, is not an experienced helicopter pilot? Gee, what could possibly go wrong? No, I mean besides a fiery death. From The Sun:

Angelina Jolie certainly doesn’t mess around when it comes to boys’ toys. She has forked out almost 1 million pounds on a helicopter and flying lessons for fiance Brad Pitt - and it’s not even his birthday.

A source said of the movie couple: "They’ve had a helicopter pad installed in the grounds of their south of France home, Chateau Miraval. So Ange thought it would be nice to buy Brad a helicopter as a surprise present. In particular, they would like to be able to fly to and from Cannes. But even though Brad has his private pilot’s licence, he still needs to take a few flying lessons - which he’ll start straight away."

That's great, isn't if, folks? Sure, there's a recession going on and a couple of you might be reading this as a way to blow off some steam from being jobless. And maybe yours truly has to make due with a mix of ketchup and mustard for sustenance every couple of weeks because sometimes things are slow. To show solidarity with the working stiffs, what does the former Goodwill Ambassador for the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees buy for Willy? On a whim, no less? The scarecrow buys him a helicopter. A FUCKING HELICOPTER. Now that's the kind of over-the-top obscene decadence that only a one percenter can appreciate. Touche, Angie. The next time you lecture America about forgiving debt to Third World countries, can you do me a favor? Save the speech and skip a meal. You're almost 100 pounds, tubby.

*15 Brad Pitt pictures total in the gallery:

[FameFlynet]

LIZ THE SHIZ

looking at thoe black people Brad must be doing a re-make of The Jerk

Jay

He inexplicably prefers to deliberately sabotage his natural handsome quality and look like a dingy retard. I don't get it.

Morgan

Helicopters are very maintence intensive. For about every hour of flight time they need almost an our of maintence time. That gets expensive.. Not to worry Brad is an experienced motorcyclist, that is all he need to fly a copter, sort of like from chopper to copter is easy. Angie may buy him expensive boy toys, but at the end of the day he still has to live with a skeletal whack job. The stress and strain of life with Angie is starting to Brad is looking older than his real age. I needs to remember that Jenn is out there waiting to take him back.

LIZ THE SHIZ

oh shit honey, were 100 pounds over the weight limit see yaaahhhh wow I thought being so light she could float to earth,splatt crack look at that skeleton debris field