Guess someone tried out for the role of client list before Jennifer love Hewitt
Hair loss, weight loss, blindness and wrist injury-- yeah all signs of chronic masturbation.
I don't think I'll be saying that again.
Oh now I know why the crazy lesbian attacked me. She thought I was Sam Ronson
Thank god I use my left hand to jerk off my director!
I keep my male harmone injectables hidden in my cast
go ahead brake my arm but I'M still going to become a man
Would You Rather...? Spend one night with: