Angelina Jolie outside Boulevard3 nightclub in Hollywood last year

Angelina Jolie has supposedly dropped 15+ pounds since sinking her hooks into Brad Pitt in 2004 and now weighs less than 100 pounds. So? Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy. From the National Enquirer:
"Brad [Pitt] doesn't come out and demand his women be skinny, but in a not-so-subtle manner, he drops hits," revealed a close source. "If he's constantly comparing his current girlfriend with his exes, it has to start making them feel self-conscious about their bodies."

When Angelina, 36, first met Brad on the set of "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" in 2004, she weighed 115 pounds, which seemed healthy for her 5-foot-7 frame.

"But now she's wasting away at less than 100 pounds!" declared an insider. (Print Edition - 5/21)
OK, I'm confused. Juliette Lewis is either lying about that whole "Brad has a small penis" claim or she needs to add a few reps to her Kegel regimen, because Angelina is doing something that women only do for hung guys like me. It just goes to show that all of the self-empowered girl power horseshit goes right out the window when you're filled properly. So what if Brad likes his women on the thin side? Mr. Pitt is the reason why Mr. & Mrs. Smith wasn't Angelina's last movie, so I don't think that a couple of fingers down her throat every now and again is too high a price. It's just a romantic way to say thank you. Angie, don't listen to the jealous fatties, do what you have to to keep the breadwinner happy.

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