Angelina Jolie leaving the Roosevelt Hotel in L.A. (4/16)

Angelina Jolie is already walking around without her engagement ring on. Oh yeah, this is gonna end well. From In Touch Weekly:

"She isn't fond of it," a friend confides to In Touch. "Nothing against Brad's design. She's just never been enamored of white diamonds. Emeralds are her favorite. And she's been complaining that Brad's choice of the 10-carat diamond, rather than an emerald, shows how little he knows her."

Of course, her hissy fit over the ring shows a lot about her, as well. "She's so demanding," an insider says. "She's acting like a bridezilla."

Now do you see, Brad? Do you understand the profoundly stupid mistake you made by dumping America's sweetheart (not you, Bieber) for the definition of the phrase "insufferable twat?" Now you're suffering, and for what? Sure, Jennifer Aniston is probably a bit pedestrian in the sack, but it beats the hell out of hooking up with a chick so obviously into pegging (remember the rubber sheets incident?). Now look you at you, Brad. You're an A-lister with hurt feelings, a ring your future ex-wife absolutely despises, and most likely a perforated colon. You have all that misery just because Jennifer Aniston hates children and takes rape showers immediately after the deed is done. Jennifer is by far the bigger star, way hotter, and just more likeable than skin and bones Jolie. Angelina is the type of girl all attached women fear: the kind who are hot, but aging, and don't see anything wrong with spending hours on end on their knees. Wrong pick, dude. I know it, you know it, and worst of all, the plebs know it. Is it too late to go running back to Jen? Probably not. You're still Brad Fucking Pitt, and Jennifer Aniston, after everything that's been said and done, is still just a chick with needs.

*15 Angelina Jolie pictures total in the gallery:

[FameFlynet]