Alexander Skarsgard at Coachella last month

Rihanna, Charlize Theron, and some chick name Roberta Mancino -- Alexander Skarsgard's penis have been on quite the ride lately. It's just like Disneyland, except he gets to cum. From Life & Style:
Alexander Skarsgard is quite the ladies' man! While promoting his new movie, Battleship, in Tokyo in April, the True Blood star got frisky with his co-star Rihanna, 24.

"They went to a geisha bathhouse," an eyewitness tells Life & Style. "They were drinking, and before you knew it they were in a corner getting hot and heavy."

But they're not exclusive: Alex, 35, has also been linked to Charlize Theron, 36, and he's romancing Italian skydiver Roberta Mancino, 31.

"He and Roberta have been seeing each other for a few months," a friend confirms to Life & Style. "He's been courting her and taking her out to dinner a lot. It's not a serious relationship, but they look forward to hanging out together even more. They really like each other."
So Al Skarsgard is knocking down the prime hooch faster than they can set 'em up. I don't see the big deal, that's how big timers like us roll, biatch. What did you guys expect, for Alex to not take advantage of his rising stock portfolio? Any doucherocket can shoot goo into the Waffle House waiting staff -- right, Tiger? It takes a real confident SOB to simultaneously go clam-diving with multiple celebs -- Bradley Cooper calls this the "good ol' days." Skarsgard is the new Hollywood stud that gets women all hot and bothered, which my mom says means "sloppy horny" (don't ask, Thanksgivings are awkward enough). Get used to it, kids. Alexander has a pipe that needs a fixin', and the only plumbers in his phone book have Grammy and Oscar nods on their resumes.

*19 Alexander Skarsgard pictures total in the gallery:

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